1. 23:20 24th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from caragh

    caragh:

    I slipped on my stairs leaving my apartment and my butt hurts so bad, it’s all I can talk about. It is a mix of throbbing numbness and waves of pain. 

    I have a four and a half hour greyhound bus tomorrow night. 

    Go to the doctor! I once fell foing into work. Landed on my butt. I couldn’t sit. Laying on my stomach barely help. I broke my tail bone. I fell and broke my butt.
     
  2. 13:22

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    Reblogged from buzzfeed

    buzzfeed:

    lizdexia:

    ohonestly:

    Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

    Be more appealing, Chris Pratt, I dare you.

    The Summer of Pratt rages on and I see no end in sight. The Summer of Pratt could last until 2016 for all I know or care. 

    May the Summer of Pratt never end.

    (Source: chrisprattdelicious)

     
  3. 13:20

    Notes: 2956

    Reblogged from buzzfeed

    buzzfeed:

    Y’all ain’t right.  [x]

     
  4. 23:09 21st Jul 2014

    Notes: 32255

    Reblogged from find-greatness

    And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
     
  5. 23:05

    Notes: 90

    Reblogged from caragh

    sosa-parks:

    if i get on my knee to propose to a girl and she says no, on my way up i’m head butting her in the chin bruh

    If/when you get engaged to your bf i think tumblr should totally sponsor the wedding! Or have a tumblr incorporated somehow.
     
  6. 22:35

    Notes: 52

    Tags: unfuck your habitatufyh

    All done! (Except I need to make my bed and shower) unpacked and cleaned. Only took me abt 4hrs. 3 months and 4 hours

     
  7. 08:34 20th Jul 2014

    Notes: 1776

    Reblogged from flabofsteel

    image: Download

    fit-personality:

Hydrating for short runs and interval runs:
Running specific water bottles: Holding a water bottle can be annoying as hell when it’s slipping out of your hand because it’s sweating more than you are, so you essentially spend your run playing some sick version of hot potato with your bottle instead of having a good run. But water bottles like these and these are made specifically for runs and they keep the water cold and the bottle doesn’t sweat, which is perfect for shorter runs.
Fuel belts: If you don’t like holding anything while you run, you can get fuel belts, which have mini bottles attached on them. I personally don’t like these because I feel like they are restrictive on my waist, but to each her own, some girls are dtf (down to fuelbelt).
Track workouts: If you don’t like holding anything but still feel like you need hydration on an interval workout, do the interval workout on a track. You can keep the water on the side and get drinks when you need, but you don’t have to worry about holding it. Wow what a world we live in! What a time to be alive!
Hydrating for long distance runs:
Wanna be really edgy and unpredictable. Shock your friends and stay cool with these alternatives. Running long distance and getting dehydrated is way to easy, so having access to water especially in the summer is super important. Doing all this as well as staying hydrated when you aren’t running is necessary.
If you start getting dizzy while you are midway through your run. Don’t be a dumbass. STOP. You will pass out and you will go to the hospital and like I get that you want to have a good workout but you also shouldn’t have to pay ridiculous medical bills from the ER.
Hydrating throughout the week:
Always have a water bottle with you so it becomes routine for you to constantly be drinking water.
If you don’t like the taste of water, you’re wrong. But also, put fruit in it, it will help mask the taste.
Have green tea with your breakfast. Metabolism booster AND water? I don’t even care if you don’t think it tastes good. You’re wrong and you should drink it.
Have coconut water and other natural electrolyte drinks throughout the day.
Have lots of fruit. All the best fruits are in season in the summer and coincidentally also contain a ton of water! Pee on, my friends.
Point of this is, don’t be one of those people that gets dehydrated and passes out while running this summer. Don’t kill that runner vibe. Drink on.

    fit-personality:

    Hydrating for short runs and interval runs:

    • Running specific water bottles: Holding a water bottle can be annoying as hell when it’s slipping out of your hand because it’s sweating more than you are, so you essentially spend your run playing some sick version of hot potato with your bottle instead of having a good run. But water bottles like these and these are made specifically for runs and they keep the water cold and the bottle doesn’t sweat, which is perfect for shorter runs.
    • Fuel belts: If you don’t like holding anything while you run, you can get fuel belts, which have mini bottles attached on them. I personally don’t like these because I feel like they are restrictive on my waist, but to each her own, some girls are dtf (down to fuelbelt).
    • Track workouts: If you don’t like holding anything but still feel like you need hydration on an interval workout, do the interval workout on a track. You can keep the water on the side and get drinks when you need, but you don’t have to worry about holding it. Wow what a world we live in! What a time to be alive!

    Hydrating for long distance runs:

    • Wanna be really edgy and unpredictable. Shock your friends and stay cool with these alternatives. Running long distance and getting dehydrated is way to easy, so having access to water especially in the summer is super important. Doing all this as well as staying hydrated when you aren’t running is necessary.
    • If you start getting dizzy while you are midway through your run. Don’t be a dumbass. STOP. You will pass out and you will go to the hospital and like I get that you want to have a good workout but you also shouldn’t have to pay ridiculous medical bills from the ER.

    Hydrating throughout the week:

    • Always have a water bottle with you so it becomes routine for you to constantly be drinking water.
    • If you don’t like the taste of water, you’re wrong. But also, put fruit in it, it will help mask the taste.
    • Have green tea with your breakfast. Metabolism booster AND water? I don’t even care if you don’t think it tastes good. You’re wrong and you should drink it.
    • Have coconut water and other natural electrolyte drinks throughout the day.
    • Have lots of fruit. All the best fruits are in season in the summer and coincidentally also contain a ton of water! Pee on, my friends.

    Point of this is, don’t be one of those people that gets dehydrated and passes out while running this summer. Don’t kill that runner vibe. Drink on.

     
  8. 08:31

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    Reblogged from flabofsteel

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  9. 08:31

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  10. 08:29

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    Reblogged from flabofsteel

    thatfunnyblog:

    The American collegiate system in one gif set

    (Source: sandandglass)

     
  11. 08:29

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    Reblogged from flabofsteel

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  12. 08:28

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    Reblogged from jehovahsthicknesss

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  13. 07:53

    Notes: 49058

    Reblogged from gallifreyglo

    A few months back, I was asked to participate in a debate on the topic of whether men should have to pay on dates. (I was “the feminist.”) It turned out that the male debater and I didn’t really disagree much on that topic. I said that, generally, whoever asks the other person out pays for that date, and then at some point couples generally transition into sharing costs in whatever way works for them. He was actually pretty happy to pay for first dates; he just wanted women to say thank you and to not use him. I had no problem with that.

    I think he said that women should offer to pay half, knowing they’ll probably be turned down. I said, well, sometimes — but what if the other person invited you someplace really expensive? What if you agreed to a date with the guy and he spent an hour saying crazy racist shit to you and you felt like you couldn’t escape? This is what led to our real disagreement.

    The male debater felt strongly that if a woman wasn’t interested in a second date, she should say so on the spot. If the man says, “Let’s do this again sometime,” the woman shouldn’t say, “Sure, great,” and then back out later. I said that that was a nice ideal, but that he should keep in mind that most women spent most of their lives living in low-level fear of physical aggression from men. I think about avoiding rape (or other violence) every time I walk home from the subway, every time there’s an unexpected knock at the door, and certainly every time I piss off an unhinged man. So, if I were on a date with a man who I felt was unbalanced, creepy, overly aggressive, or possibly violent, and he asked if I wanted to “do this again sometime,” I would say whatever I felt would avoid conflict. And then I would leave, wait awhile, and hope that letting him down politely a few days later would avoid his finding me and turning my skin into an overcoat.

    The male debater was furious that I had even brought this up. He felt that the threat of violence against women was irrelevant, and that I was playing some kind of “rape card” as a debate trick. He got angrier and angrier as we argued. I also got angrier and angrier, although I worked hard to keep speaking in a calm and considered way. He was shouting and cutting me off when I tried to speak. I pointed out that the debater himself was displaying exactly the sort of behavior that would make me very uncomfortable on a date. THAT made him livid.

    He then called me “passive-aggressive.”

    I was genuinely taken aback. “Actually,” I said, “I call this ‘behaving myself.’” It’s a lot of work to stay calm when you’re just as furious as the other person, and that other person is shouting at you. I felt that I was acting like a grownup — at some emotional cost to myself — and I wanted credit, not insults, for being able to speak in a normal tone of voice when I was having to explain things like, “We can’t tell who the rapists are before they turn violent, so sometimes we have to be cautious with men who do not intend to harm us.”
     
  14. 07:49

    Notes: 27677

    Reblogged from gallifreyglo

    the-oncoming-light-precipitation:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.


I would like to restart that tradition

    the-oncoming-light-precipitation:

    foxfairy5:

    ultrafacts:

    Source More Facts

    Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

    I would like to restart that tradition

    (Source: ultrafacts)

     
  15. 07:48

    Notes: 33299

    Reblogged from gallifreyglo

    White people get so angry at the phrase, “You cannot be racist towards white people.”

    I will never understand why.

    Why are you so angry that you are being treated as actual human beings? You are not reduced to caricatures, but portrayed as characters. You are treated fairly, judged not by your skin tone, but by the ways that you carry yourselves, by your actions.

    Why do you want to experience racism so badly? It is not fun to be mocked, dehumanized, attacked, killed, incarcerated simply for daring to exist. It is not fun to know nothing of your history or family because it was torn apart, whether through distance or death. It is not fun to hear, at every turn, comments reminding you of your lesser status as humans.

    Do you really want to turn on the tv, open a magazine, watch a movie, play a video game, and not see yourself? Or, even better, to only see yourself as a criminal, as a drunk, a mocking stereotype, or as someone to be killed off? Or would you rather see fleshed out, well-written characters with lives and personalities and feelings? I know which I’d rather pick.

    If I were a white person, the phrase, “You cannot be racist towards white people,” would be the best thing I could ever hear.

    — I finally put some thoughts into words // TheDeathCats (via hawk-heart)